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Tau went to see "Sholey"
One day Tau went to see Sholey. Veru was tied up and Gabber said,"Nach Basanti Nach". Veru screamed," Nahen Basanti..., en Kutto ke samney mat Nachna".(No Basanti don't dance in front of these dogs.) Tau who was watching the movie very curiously exclaimed ," Nachegi Kyuna, Pandra rupiye nu he thora na de rakhe Saien". (Why would not she dance, I have not given fifteen rupees in vain.)
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Tau Got a Guest
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Tau and Thief
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Tau on Buss
Once Tau boarded a buss. Bus was very much crowded. On looking around tau found dirvers seat vacant and quickly grabbed it. After some time the dirver came and asked Tau to vacate the seat. Tau as usual refused to part with the seat. The driver politely said, "Tau mene Bus chalani sai"( I have to drive the Buss). Tau replied," To phir mere sir pe baith ke chalawega, pechay baith ke nahi chalai jati" ( So you would dirve while sitting on my head, why don't you sit behind and drive). The driver said jokingly and politely, " Tau pechay baith ke chalayi to buss pchey jawagi" ( If I would drive from behind then it would go back). Tau answered " Hammn !!, tu mene bewkuf samaj rekhya sai, mene bera sai, bus main to ek ulta gear bhi hoya kere" (You think i am a fool, I know that there is a reverse gear also in the buss.
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Tau on Railway Station
Tau went to station along with his friend. They were talking by the door of the compartment and the train started moving. Tau and his friend ran along with compartment and after a long chase Tau was successful in pushing his friend into the compartment. After the train left the plateform Tau started to cry and laugh hysterically. Lot of people gather around tau and asked TAU ROTA KYON SE(Tau why are you crying). Tau said BEES SAAL KE BAAD DOST SE BECHHORA HO RAHA SE.DUKH KI BAAT HAI NA (I am parting away with my friend ater twenty years. It is a sad thing). People praised tau that in this mechanical age tau still has a soft heart. Then they asked TAU HASSE KYON SE (Tau why are laughing). Tau answered SALA MANNE CHARANE(see-off) AYA THA,MAINE USKO HE CHARAH DIYA ( He came here to see me off, but I saw -off him).
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Tau on the Road
Once a Tau was gonig on the road. A car wala blew horn from behind. Tau looked back asked the dirver," Ya sadak ke tere BAAP ki Sai ?" ( Does this road belongs to your father ?). The dirver replied in annoiance ,"HAA". Tau immediately replied ," Apne BAAP se keh de sadak thorii CHOREE karva de ga, Yoo Tau na halley".( Say your father to broaden the road as this Tau wouldn't move aside.)
Tau Learning English
Once Chautala thought that he should teach english to his father . He started teaching from A for Apple B Bhains ( Buffalo) etc etc. When he came to M he said M for Mummy or 'Maa'. Proceeding further when W came Tau said ," Yaa kimi Jaani Phchani lage hai". (It seen that he has seen it some where). Then he recollected ," HAA, YAA SAI TO CHAUTALA KE MAA PER YAA ULTI KAYUN HOO RAHI SAI".( Yes, It is Chautal's mother, But why she is upside down.)
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Tau on Cycle
Once a Tau was going on a cycle and rammed it into a lady. The lady yelled " Rai Tau tanne dekha konia, teri etnee badi badi much ho rahi." (Cann't you see Tau you got such a big Musthaches.) Tau replied " Muchain me ke break lag rahi see". ( Do I got breaks in my Musthaches).